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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2008, 11:49:46 pm »
There was this one asshole at the Hard Rock Casino that didn't want to play cards while we played.  So, he sat out until we were done.

That guy.
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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2008, 11:56:04 pm »
Nick Saban?
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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2008, 12:12:48 am »
Quote from: Frimp on December 05, 2008, 11:56:04 pm
Nick Saban?

You're right. Saban deserves it way more than Tommy.
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« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2008, 09:06:07 am »
Quote from: pintofguinness14 on December 06, 2008, 12:12:48 am
You're right. Saban deserves it way more than Tommy.

If he wins today and has to go to Miami for the national championship, it very well may happen.
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2008, 10:07:35 am »
I just feel like a Kick in the Balls is a chicken shit move...I'm more of a knock yo ass out type .....
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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2008, 10:28:58 am »
Quote from: Lil B on December 06, 2008, 10:07:35 am
I just feel like a Kick in the Balls is a chicken shit move...I'm more of a knock yo ass out type .....

Same here.
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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2008, 10:37:35 am »
Quote from: Lil B on December 06, 2008, 10:07:35 am
I just feel like a Kick in the Balls is a chicken shit move...I'm more of a knock yo ass out type .....

Fine. I'll stomp on his balls after I knock him on his ass.
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« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2008, 10:41:52 am »
^^ that'll work too... Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2008, 11:37:20 am »
I finally found the one person, and there is a bit of a story to it. I had a friend who had been battling leukemia for about three years. The past year was a bad one with more time in the hospital than out. I went to her funeral yesterday. After the funeral I found out that her ex-husband's girlfriend told my friend's daughter "Your Mom is going to die soon so you should start calling me Mom."
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« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2008, 11:38:52 am »
Quote from: Phishfan on December 06, 2008, 11:37:20 am
I finally found the one person, and there is a bit of a story to it. I had a friend who had been battling leukemia for about three years. The past year was a bad one with more time in the hospital than out. I went to her funeral yesterday. After the funeral I found out that her ex-husband's girlfriend told my friend's daughter "Your Mom is going to die soon so you should start calling me Mom."

Wow is that messed up.
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« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2008, 11:41:18 am »
Quote from: Phishfan on December 06, 2008, 11:37:20 am
I finally found the one person, and there is a bit of a story to it. I had a friend who had been battling leukemia for about three years. The past year was a bad one with more time in the hospital than out. I went to her funeral yesterday. After the funeral I found out that her ex-husband's girlfriend told my friend's daughter "Your Mom is going to die soon so you should start calling me Mom."
Everyone on this board should be lining up for a shot.
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« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2008, 03:31:07 am »
Tony Kornheiser.
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« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2008, 04:52:36 pm »
Quote from: NADS on December 09, 2008, 03:31:07 am
Tony Kornheiser.

Good one...I hate that guy
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« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2008, 09:43:46 pm »
Quote from: Tenshot13 on December 09, 2008, 04:52:36 pm
Good one...I hate that guy

He set a new record last Monday by waiting at least five minutes to say something weak that pissed me off.  At least Dennis Miller was somewhat funny.  They should replace Kornheiser with Michael Wilbon.
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2008, 05:46:17 am »
Quote from: Thundergod on December 04, 2008, 06:32:18 am
Oh man easy, my ex boss Emilio. I wouldn't cross the street to piss on that MF'ER if he were on fire. I'd work my legs out for 2 months straight so I can pull a Morten Anderson on his balls in hopes that it would turn his shit into pure liquid inside that sack. 

Also, I wish Jim Everett would have done that super sac kick Thundergod was talking about to Jim Rome.  Good stuff, Thunder.  Good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8
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