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« on: January 29, 2009, 01:57:45 pm »

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies

I am just glad that someone is finally starting to take this threat seriously...
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 02:42:23 pm »
That's awesome!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 02:54:20 pm »
I about damn time we start issuing public safety warnings.
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 03:04:19 pm »
Hooray, the zombie apocalypse has begun. So long kiddos, I'm off to my shelter to wait out the invasion. I knew that this day would come. Help me Obama!
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 03:11:39 pm »
That's awesome!

I've been playing Left 4 Dead for a while now, I'm getting my zombie killing skills down in case those bad boys make their way up north...
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 04:05:19 pm »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on January 29, 2009, 03:11:39 pm
That's awesome!

I've been playing Left 4 Dead for a while now, I'm getting my zombie killing skills down in case those bad boys make their way up north...
There's room in my zombie shelter for a guy with zombie killing experience.
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 04:35:07 pm »
Quote from: stinkfish on January 29, 2009, 03:04:19 pm
Hooray, the zombie apocalypse has begun. So long kiddos, I'm off to my shelter to wait out the invasion. I knew that this day would come. Help me Obama!

Actually the Zombie is limited to Texas.  It arrived in Texas on the afternoon of January 20th. 
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2009, 04:43:57 pm »
I've got my 12 gauge shotgun,  AK-47 assault rifle, night vision goggles, and gallon jug of coffee.  I am ready to do battle thoughout the night!!!  Bring on the zombies!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 04:47:09 pm »

I just hope they eat Jerry Jones' brain...surely that isn't too much to ask?
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2009, 04:47:50 pm »
Quote from: Tommy on January 29, 2009, 04:43:57 pm
I've got my 12 gauge shotgun,  AK-47 assault rifle

Both of these are poor zombie fighting weapons.  You should read the Zombie Survival Guide.
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2009, 04:49:13 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on January 29, 2009, 04:47:50 pm
Both of these are poor zombie fighting weapons.  You should read the Zombie Survival Guide.

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2009, 04:51:12 pm »
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

This links to both the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.

These are absolutely required reading for zombie enthusiasts.
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2009, 04:57:42 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on January 29, 2009, 04:51:12 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

This links to both the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.

These are absolutely required reading for zombie enthusiasts.
Is there any particular order in reading these, or does it matter?
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 04:59:20 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on January 29, 2009, 04:51:12 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

This links to both the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.

These are absolutely required reading for zombie enthusiasts.

OK.  Let me rephrase that.  

I've got my M1 carbine, flamethrower, finely sharpened machete, night vision goggles, and a gallon jug of coffee strapped to my bicycle.  I am ready to do battle thoughout the night!!!  Bring on the zombies!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2009, 06:13:44 pm »

If I ran the country, World War Z would be required reading in school...
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