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« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2009, 06:26:04 pm »
Bwaaaaahaaaaa


...what makes even funnier is that these guys are COD gamers.  
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« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2009, 09:32:41 pm »
Quote from: stinkfish on January 29, 2009, 04:57:42 pm
Is there any particular order in reading these, or does it matter?

You can do it either way, but I'd suggest the Survival Guide first.

The Survival Guide is a reference book type thing.  It is still read cover-to-cover, like a regular book, but it's not plot based.

WWZ is a book of fiction based stories, and is really quite excellent.


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Tommy, be careful with flamethrowers.  Most of the time, you'll just end up lighting a zombie on fire and then you'll have to deal with a flaming zombie.  1 goal -- destroy the brain.  Semi-auto rifle, silenced pistol and crowbar, carried in a backpack on a bicycle.
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« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2009, 09:50:29 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on January 29, 2009, 09:32:41 pm
Tommy, be careful with flamethrowers.  Most of the time, you'll just end up lighting a zombie on fire and then you'll have to deal with a flaming zombie.  1 goal -- destroy the brain.  Semi-auto rifle, silenced pistol and crowbar, carried in a backpack on a bicycle.

First wave of zombies is clear.  While I took on a wave of them coming towards my back porch, one almost got his scrummy hands on me as he snuck up on me.  However, I felt his presence at the last second, ducked, spun around, and cleanly sliced his head off with my machete. 

I've got additional pots of coffee brewing on the stove, and my backyard is littered with undead bodies.  Bring them on!!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2009, 10:14:37 pm »
OK, here comes a second wave.  I'm cutting the lights, strapping on my night vision goggles and preparing to spit lead!!!!   
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« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2009, 10:31:53 pm »
You got NVGs?
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« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2009, 10:44:18 pm »
Thanks Dave. Wink
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« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2009, 10:50:03 pm »
The article says it's a C misdemeanor in Texas.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that punishable by death if you don't like McConaughey?
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2009, 07:33:33 am »
As dawn breaks, I sit on my porch surveying the undead bodies in my backyard.  I will probably have to use my flame thrower to burn them so I don't have any disease problems. 

I battled wave after wave of these friggin zombies throughout the night, and I survived!!!  I am EXHAUSTED!!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2009, 08:20:04 am »
My wife was thrilled she started loading the weapons in the van getting ready to head for Texas!!

We had a sign board screwup here once.
The board was set out to run from Friday to Monday message should have read;

                                TOWN ASSETS MEETING TUESDAY
                                 AT TOWN HALL  PLEASE ATTEND

Instead the twit didn't check his work and it read;


                                  TOWN ASSES MEETING TUESDAY
                                  AT TOWN  ALL PLEASE ATTEND

This thing ran all weekend long at the bottom of a very busy bridge!
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« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2009, 04:35:24 pm »
I had to take a screen shot of that:
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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2009, 04:48:45 pm »
I think it is equally funny, that this was the Austin News TOP STORY!
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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2009, 09:27:24 am »
http://news.aol.com/news-quiz
  They did a second one...
Zombies are no a real big deal... Nazi Zombies now there is a real problem!
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« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2009, 09:37:17 am »
^^^ it was once, the signs had three displays. 
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« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2009, 11:49:37 am »
I hope I never have to go through a night like that again!!!!!
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« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2009, 04:00:53 am »
Quote from: MyGodWearsAHoodie on January 30, 2009, 04:48:45 pm
I think it is equally funny, that this was the Austin News TOP STORY!

You mean in Austin where the motto is "Keep it Weird, Austin!"
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