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Denver_Bronco
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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2009, 11:43:55 am »
Quote from: Tommy on February 02, 2009, 09:31:20 am
That's where I was all day yesterday.  So like I said, you lost your bet on my Blood-Alcohol Level.  

Now go service your former cellmate.
I'll get to it after your wife gets off her knees......
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Bronco: An unbroken or imperfectly broken range horse of western No. America
Donkey: Descendant of the African wild ass that has been used as a beast of burden since 4000BC.
Jackass: Someone who doesn't know the difference.
YoFuggedaboutit
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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2009, 01:06:23 pm »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on February 02, 2009, 11:43:55 am
I'll get to it after your wife gets off her knees......

The only reason my wife would get on her knees for you is so she can punch you in your family jewels.... not that it matters because you like having someone else's sausage inserted into your rump roast. 
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Denver_Bronco
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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2009, 03:47:28 pm »
Quote from: Tommy on February 02, 2009, 01:06:23 pm
The only reason my wife would get on her knees for you is so she can punch you in your family jewels.... not that it matters because you like having someone else's sausage inserted into your rump roast. 
I wouldn't let your wife near my salami unless i had an industrial size paper bag to put over her head.
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Bronco: An unbroken or imperfectly broken range horse of western No. America
Donkey: Descendant of the African wild ass that has been used as a beast of burden since 4000BC.
Jackass: Someone who doesn't know the difference.
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