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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2009, 11:00:02 am »
Quote from: ethurst22 on November 29, 2009, 03:00:53 am
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a domestic incident and she followed him out to the car and in a rage, took the thing that he's symbolized with and smashed in the back window before he left the property. I don't believe she busted the window at the accident.

The forensics of this situation would make it really easy to tell "where" she and the vehicle was at when she struck it with the golf club.
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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2009, 11:13:44 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on November 29, 2009, 11:00:02 am
The forensics of this situation would make it really easy to tell "where" she and the vehicle was at when she struck it with the golf club.



Not if it happened on their property and they do not allow access to the property to investigate. Sans an airbag deployment, I am curious how he earned those marks on his face and was unconscious when the first person on the scene arrived and called 911
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2009, 11:26:53 pm »
His hot ass wife beat his ass.
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2009, 09:50:11 am »
^^^ Exactly!! He was loopy when he was leaving meaning she probably had  already hit him before he got in. Then she went to work on his car as he was backing out.  That's my theory anyway.
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2009, 01:06:46 pm »
I saw the supposed "mistress" on TV yesterday. She is hotter than the wife.
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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2009, 01:36:00 pm »
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I saw the supposed "mistress" on TV yesterday. She is hotter than the wife.

Wow.  That's saying something, because the wife is ridiculous.
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2009, 01:36:34 pm »
Quote from: CF DolFan on December 01, 2009, 09:50:11 am
^^^ Exactly!! He was loopy when he was leaving meaning she probably had  already hit him before he got in. Then she went to work on his car as he was backing out.  That's my theory anyway.

I like it...good base for a soap opera episode. Any chance you can work some aliens or zombies into the plot?
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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2009, 01:39:56 pm »
^^^ The wife is from Sweden so we have the alien part covered.  Grin
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2009, 01:43:43 pm »
The "mistress"
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2009, 04:09:34 pm »
^^^ Did she get her lips caught in a vacuum cleaner?
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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2009, 07:40:49 pm »
Quote from: Phishfan on December 01, 2009, 01:43:43 pm
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury...Is this woman worth risking getting your ass beat over?
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« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2009, 07:48:04 pm »
Its pretty quiet over here on the subject of Tiger Woods "Slippin into darkness". I wonder what every one is thinking about. Husbands, if it can happen to Tiger, it could happen to you! Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2009, 10:57:52 pm »
It's not her, unless he was cheating with more than one other woman.
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« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2009, 05:22:42 am »
His new name is "Cheetah."
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« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2009, 07:56:52 am »
Quote from: ethurst22 on December 01, 2009, 07:40:49 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury...Is this woman worth risking getting your ass beat over?

She most certainly is....... especially with those lips.  Then again, I'm more partial to brunettes.
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