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« on: January 04, 2010, 03:43:06 pm »
Dear Pat Bowel and / or Josh McDaniels:

Please find enclosed the Miami Dolphins' #1 pick in the upcoming 2010 National Football League draft.  We have also included a case of Tuck's Medicated Wipes (we're sure that part of your body is really sore after the ramming you took over the last half of the 2009 season).  We're also including an assortment of Ted Ginn Junior bobble head dolls.  We're not sure what to do with them, either.

In return please package up Brandon Marshall and mail him to the following address:

Land Shark / Dolphin Stadium
Attention: Bill Parcells
2269 Dan Marino Boulevard
Miami Gardens, FL 33056

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
The Miami Dolphins.
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 04:26:42 pm »
I agree here.  Despite him not getting along with the coach, he caught over 100 passes.  The guy is a stud. 

If we can unload Ted Ginn or Patrick Turner (or both) and a #2 instead of a #1, that would be nice too. 
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 05:42:00 pm »
No receiver is worth trading a #1 for.  And if there was one, it isn't Brandon Marshall.

If Randy Moss and Terrell Owens can be traded for #2s in the prime of their careers, why the hell would MIA give up a #1 for Marshall?
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 07:38:54 pm »
^^^ Word...If he Wants out of Denver so much,Why Lay down and offer a 1st for the head case....
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 08:14:46 am »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on January 04, 2010, 03:43:06 pm
Dear Pat Bowel and / or Josh McDaniels:

Please find enclosed the Miami Dolphins' #1 pick in the upcoming 2010 National Football League draft.  We have also included a case of Tuck's Medicated Wipes (we're sure that part of your body is really sore after the ramming you took over the last half of the 2009 season).  We're also including an assortment of Ted Ginn Junior bobble head dolls.  We're not sure what to do with them, either.

In return please package up Brandon Marshall and mail him to the following address:

Land Shark / Dolphin Stadium
Attention: Bill Parcells
2269 Dan Marino Boulevard
Miami Gardens, FL 33056

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
The Miami Dolphins.

Not sure I would be willing to shell out the number 12 pick in the draft for a guy who may be a "problem child".   But I like your post and the humor was outstanding.  Tucks pads, hehehe.
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 08:37:55 am »
I think Marshall would be an excellent pick up for the Giants. I can see them making a run at him.
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 09:57:39 am »
I'm not big on bringing Marshall in and definitely not for a number 1 pick.
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 10:58:42 am »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on January 05, 2010, 08:37:55 am
I think Marshall would be an excellent pick up for the Giants. I can see them making a run at him.

does he like handguns ?
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 11:08:27 am »
Quote from: Fau Teixeira on January 05, 2010, 10:58:42 am
does he like handguns ?

Yes, and he loves sweatpants too.
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 01:52:06 pm »
Quote from: Denver_Bronco on January 05, 2010, 08:37:55 am
I think Marshall would be an excellent pick up for the Giants. I can see them making a run at him.

The G-men have one of the deepest WR groups in the entire league...I just don't see them making any trades or moves for any FA receivers at all this season.
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 02:00:56 pm »
Let me get this straight -

You guys are telling me that a team with a track record of drafting guys like Ted Ginn Junior with a middle of the pack round 1 pick shouldn't "take a risk" with a young, and proven, stud?

They are going to donkey screw away this pick anyway on some undersized LB with "a nose for the ball" or some random CB that has a nice family that comes along with the pick.

Me?  Give me something proven.
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 02:04:16 pm »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on January 05, 2010, 02:00:56 pm
Let me get this straight -

You guys are telling me that a team with a track record of drafting guys like Ted Ginn Junior with a middle of the pack round 1 pick shouldn't "take a risk" with a young, and proven, stud.

Let me get this straight...you're placing those garbage draft picks at the feet of Parcells and Ireland?
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 02:12:30 pm »
No.  But I am placing them at the foot of the franchise which, over and over, had shown me that they screw up more than they get lucky (Eddie Moore, anyone?)...

Until that changes, give me Marshall.
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 02:25:02 pm »

My point was that it HAS changed. Look at the two draft classes the new administration has had, and with the exception of Pat White, I think they've done a helluva job stocking the shelves with some quality talent. If we could get Marshall for a 2nd rounder, I'd jump on your bandwagon, but I wouldn't want to spend a first round pick on a player with attitude issues just because we think he would upgrade that WR1 slot. Hell, I don't even want to spend a first rd pick on any WR this year, period.
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 02:34:49 pm »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on January 05, 2010, 02:00:56 pm
They are going to donkey screw away this pick anyway on some undersized LB with "a nose for the ball" or some random CB that has a nice family that comes along with the pick.

Wrong on both accounts.  They're going to take Terrence Cody or Dan Williams, both of who are monster NTs.  I'd rather have that than Brandon Marshall or any WR for that matter.
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