Source:Colts To Rest Starters For First Game Of Playoffs

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

Okay...so the source is Onion.  But it is damn funny.

Colts To Rest Starters For First Game Of Playoffs
 
INDIANAPOLIS—At his weekly press conference Monday, Colts head coach Jim Caldwell announced that he will rest key starters during the divisional round of the AFC playoffs to keep his players fresh for a Super Bowl run. "You can't win the Super Bowl if you don't get there with all your players healthy," said Caldwell, who added that next Saturday quarterback Peyton Manning would probably get the first two series, which will mostly be comprised of running plays. "Dwight [Freeney] and Dallas [Clark] will get about a quarter in the AFC Championship game. But honestly, even if we make it to the Super Bowl, I can't see playing these guys the whole game. The 2010 season is closer than you think." Throughout the entire press conference Manning could be seen in full uniform, stalking and pacing in the back of the room.

[jtex316]

I like it

[StL FinFan]

Gotta love the Onion.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

This had me laughing uncontrollably for a good solid two minutes.  The funniest thing is, the Colts might actually do that if they think the first round will be a walkover.   In this case, it's not.

[Denver_Bronco]

Throughout the entire press conference Manning could be seen in full uniform, stalking and pacing in the back of the room.

The closing sealed the deal for me....LMFAO!

The onion is hilarious!