Farve top secret daily planner revealed.....
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/brett-favres-offseason-daily-planner/Jan 24 – Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances.
Jan 25 – Announce that “It’s highly unlikely†you’ll come back to play again in 2010.
Feb 1 – Get interviewed for Peter King’s MMQB column. Tell him “no decision†has been made, but “Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi†and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year.
Feb 1-9 – Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future.
Feb 10 – Leak to John Clayton I’m retiring.
Feb 11 – Deny reports about my retirement.
Feb 15 – Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don’t forget to say “I don’t have anything left†and “I gave it everything I had.â€
Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch “Brett Favre Tribute Week†on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net.
March 1 – Call Adam Schefter to start “second thoughts†rumors.
March 2 – Deny second thoughts.
March 15 – Dinner with Chilly.
March 16 – Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say “This is the best I’ve felt in 10 years.â€
March 20 – Call in with “Mike & Mike.†Insist you’re not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level.
April 22-24 – NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because you’re done.
April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp.
May 30 – Have agent call Zigi Wulf re: new contract.
June 1 – Tell Jason LaCanfora “I’m not sure†about coming back.
July 24 – Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana.
Aug 24 – Sign record contract.
Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press “I’m here to win.†Say you don’t want the focus to be on you. Cry.