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« on: February 12, 2010, 08:06:52 pm »
Could not pass up the chance to get a cheap laugh at the expense of my least favorite team. 

Jets | Gay, Henry signed to future contracts

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:43:21 -0800

The New York Jets have announced they have signed OT Dan Gay and WR Marcus Henry to future contracts. Terms of the contract were not disclosed. Both finished the season on the Jets' practice squad.
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2010, 01:23:30 pm »
I'm not laughing.
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2010, 04:02:10 pm »
Quote from: StL FinFan on February 14, 2010, 01:23:30 pm
I'm not laughing.

Yeah the humor could have been better.......

Gay very impressed after meeting Woody Johnson.

Jets Climb Into Bed With Gay

Jets Get Behind Gay

Jets Make Gay Roster Move

Jets Players Look Forward To Gay In Locker Room

And somewhat related....
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2010, 06:08:09 pm »
Still not laughing.  It's not cool to make fun of gay people or someone who's last name happens to be Gay, whether or not he is.
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2010, 09:34:25 pm »
Would it be OK if his last name was Retard?

I don't really think it's that serious.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2010, 09:43:15 pm »

It would have been funnier if the Jets had signed OT Brian Gay and WR Marcus Buttpirate...
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2010, 10:46:34 pm »
It is wrong any time you perpetuate gay stereotypes.
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 04:55:45 am »
What stereotype is being perpetrated?  That gay people exist?
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 03:49:31 pm »
I agree the wordplay could have been better to achieve greater laughs.
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 03:57:39 pm »
Quote from: Spider-Dan on February 15, 2010, 04:55:45 am
What stereotype is being perpetrated? 

That homosexuals are Jet fans.  It is insulting to homosexual with enough common sense not to support that horrid team. 
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2010, 02:40:12 pm »
Please tell me there's not really a WR named Marcus Buttpirate...

By the way, you forget the Patriots used to have a defensive back named Randall Gay?
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2010, 02:59:07 pm »
^^^^ He is in the above photo... he now plays for the saints.

I also have a pun going regarding former patriot Pass.   
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2010, 03:47:25 pm »
tommy vs. hoodie in a battle to see who is the least funny poster on tdmmc.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2010, 11:42:07 pm »
That picture is hilarious.
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2010, 11:54:21 pm »
Quote from: Tepop84 on February 16, 2010, 03:47:25 pm
tommy vs. hoodie in a battle to see who is the least funny poster on tdmmc.

Man, you were so close... If you'd just replaced "battle" in there with "no-holds barred jello wrestling match" it would have been perfect...
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