Jets Sign Gay Offensive Tackle

[YoFuggedaboutit]

tommy vs. hoodie in a battle to see who is the least funny poster on tdmmc.

Get a fucking life

Man, you were so close... If you'd just replaced "battle" in there with "no-holds barred jello wrestling match" it would have been perfect...

And once again, we have a perfect example of what TDMMC mods do.  Attack and pile on people who have had absolutely nothing to do with the conversation. 

[Sunstroke]

And once again, we have a perfect example of what TDMMC mods do... 

...appreciate good comedy?

[MaineDolFan]

And once again, we have a perfect example of what TDMMC mods do.  Attack and pile on people who have had absolutely nothing to do with the conversation. 

We're all out to get you, Tommy.  We even have a super secret forum that only mods can participate in, only we can see it.  In that forum we have a super secret thread where we bash you even more and plot secret ways to goad you into getting yourself banned.  Our machiavellian plan seems to be working.  While you thought you were joining a Dolphins-based web community, without knowing it you've actually wandered into the super evil moderator layer of hell.  All of the moderators sit in a room a few times a week and pick our targets.  Our entire goal in life is to "Attack and pile on people who have had absolutely nothing to do with the conversation."

Viva le agenda!

Moderators, please make sure you are on time for our meeting today in conference room A at 11:30.  Thanks!

[Sunstroke]

I've got the coffee covered for this week's meeting...someone else needs to get the donuts.

Also, don't forget that the secret handshake required at the door to the Evil Moderator Meetings has been changed a bit. During the backhand double-slap portion (after the orbiting high-five portion), the thumb now needs to be in the tucked position.

[MaineDolFan]

^Tucked in an upright position, middle or down?

[Brian Fein]

I'm not bringing donuts again.  Last time you were all a bunch of unappreciative bastards.  Get your own Boston Cremes...  

[MaineDolFan]

I appreciated the donuts!  I ate three of them, didn't I?

I am pretty sure CF has our "list" this week, you guys will know what I am talking about.  I really liked the idea last week about...well...I'll PM you guys if we don't talk about it later.

By the way, before anyone tells us that we have derailed this thread, please allow me to say this:  We are moderators and can whatever the hell we want.  If that isn't good enough for you, how about this:  This thread was completely pointless, stupid and needed to be derailed anyway.  Seriously?  A thread about a lineman signing with the Jets? 

So we'll just use this for meeting purposes.  Consider this a window into our evil world.

[Brian Fein]

I am glad CF has the list.  Last time Philly got it all messed up.  We needed someone we could trust.

[MyGodWearsAHoodie]

I have no idea why Tommy is getting all upset....its pretty clear that Tepop's comment was meant as an insult towards me!

[MaineDolFan]

Good point.

Sunstroke had a good idea of making moderators to moderate the moderators.  It will be a tall task, but I think it needs to be done.  That Philly guy ain't nothing but trouble.  Always wanting to improve the site, bring in new people, defending others.  He should be on the list too but we can't right now because of his position here.  However if we add a new division of uber moderators...

You guys following my logic here?  

[Philly Fin Fan]

Don't blame me. My flight from Pakistan got messed up. However, I did successfully complete my mission while I was there. When the world sees the next Osama Bin Laden video, he will be wearing a "NY Jets AFC Champions" t-shirt, making him the laughing stock of the world. 

[MaineDolFan]

I have no idea why Tommy is getting all upset....its pretty clear that Tepop's comment was meant as an insult towards me!

He is upset with the secret agenda that we have.  If you don't watch yourself you could wind up on the list too.

Unless you're already on it.  I'll get back to you on that.

Carry on.

[MaineDolFan]

Don't blame me. My flight from Pakistan got messed up. However, I did successfully complete my mission while I was there. When the world sees the next Osama Bin Laden video, he will be wearing a "NY Jets AFC Champions" t-shirt, making him the laughing stock of the world. 

Holy crap, that was funny!  LMFAO...

[Sunstroke]

I appreciated the donuts!  I ate three of them, didn't I?

Three? You ate ALL of the donuts. I went back after the meeting and checked the video footage just to be sure that Tommy didn't sneak into the meeting in disguise.

^Tucked in an upright position, middle or down?

Down, so it is pointing toward the palm. Please see the illustration on page 3 of the new UCME (the Uniform Code of Moderator Evil)

[Phishfan]

I went back after the meeting and checked the video footage

You obviously didn't learn anything from Nixon did you? Taping secret agenda meetings is taboo.