Robert Pattinson 'allergic to vagina'

[CF DolFan]

OK. Maybe it's me but this just seems really funny to me. Even for a gay guy to say. I thought I would share.

Bashing starts in 1,2,3 ...


http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/02/15/robert-pattinson-really-really-likes-his-dog/?hpt=Sbin





Robert Pattinson, he of the sparkly vampire acting gigs and legions of fans, revealed some intriguing tidbits about his personal life during a reported pint-laden interview with Details magazine.

After a beer or two and plenty of chili-spiced bar snacks, Pattinson said that when it comes down to it, his biggest emotional attachment is to his dog.

"There might be something wrong with my emotional sight," the 23-year-old actor said. "The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."


Which is more than he can say about his relationship with vaginas.

The racy photo shoot he did for Details positioned the heartthrob between the legs of a female model, and Pattinson said it made him a bit antsy.

"I really hate vaginas," he said. "I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

There was, however, a redeeming quality of the shoot for Pattinson.

"This shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community," Pattinson explained. "The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere."

Pattinson is currently working on an adaptation of the Guy de Maupassant novel "Bel Ami," and will make his next appearance on the silver screen in March in the drama "Remember Me."

[Sunstroke]

I can honestly say that I have no idea at all who this guy is... From what I gather, he's a straight-shooting sparkly vampire-type that prefers the vein on a wiener more than the sweet juices flowing from the Y.

He also loves his dog...

[Buddhagirl]

I do believe Mr. Pattinson is being cheeky. If you read his other interviews he says the same. Seems he's tired of people being up his shit.

[Spider-Dan]

That sound you hear is the hearts of millions of women breaking.

[bsmooth]

I do believe Mr. Pattinson is being cheeky. If you read his other interviews he says the same. Seems he's tired of people being up his shit.

But when you are the centerpiece of a emo-tastic vampire film, and have questions concerning which side of the plate you are swinging from, you might not want to feed the rumor mill.

[Buddhagirl]

But when you are the centerpiece of a emo-tastic vampire film, and have questions concerning which side of the plate you are swinging from, you might not want to feed the rumor mill.

I don't think he is feeding the rumor mill. I think he's being snarky.

[Defense54]

You either Smoke dick or you don't. And those that don't NEVER joke that they do........

[Sunstroke]

You either Smoke dick or you don't. And those that don't NEVER joke that they do........

On behalf of everyone on the planet other than you who doesn't "smoke dick," we regret to inform you that your spokesperson privileges have been revoked.

I don't have any problem with cracking jokes about just about anything, no taboos excluded, but if someone ever actually tried to put their junk in my mouth, I'd rip it off, twist it into a pretzel, and hang it on their fucking nose.

[bsmooth]

You either Smoke dick or you don't. And those that don't NEVER joke that they do........

Actually I have seen many hetro men in different career fields openly joke back and forth with their close friends and co workers with psuedo homosexual behavior.

[Defense54]

On behalf of everyone on the planet other than you who doesn't "smoke dick," we regret to inform you that your spokesperson privileges have been revoked.

I don't have any problem with cracking jokes about just about anything, no taboos excluded, but if someone ever actually tried to put their junk in my mouth, I'd rip it off, twist it into a pretzel, and hang it on their fucking nose.

BIG difference about joking with your buddies and doing it in the National Press.

[Defense54]

Actually I have seen many hetro men in different career fields openly joke back and forth with their close friends and co workers with psuedo homosexual behavior.

read above^^^^^

spokesperson privileges  reinstated............

[Dave Gray]

You either Smoke dick or you don't. And those that don't NEVER joke that they do........

I make jokes about that kind of stuff all the time.

[Sunstroke]

^^^ Most people who have no hang-ups about it have no problem joking about it.

[Defense54]

^^^ Most people who have no hang-ups about it have no problem joking about it.

Again........he didn't do this during halftime at the Superbowl high fiving his buddies. He stated it and was quoted by a national publication. Its strange at the very least.

[Sunstroke]

^^^ C'mon, Defense...the guy was sitting at a bar, pounding some beers, probably sick of people sticking microphones in his face whilst pounding those aforementioned beers, and he made a wisecrack. It's not like he set up a press conference or something to publicly announce that he's allergic to vagina.

If you took seriously some of the things I've cracked jokes about while sitting at a bar, one might deduce that I am a child-molesting, zoo-fetish, androgynous nazi alien midget from the planet Boneya.

And I can promise ya one thing for damned sure...I've never even visited the planet Boneya.