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« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2010, 02:09:37 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on February 22, 2010, 02:01:39 pm
^^^ C'mon, Defense...the guy was sitting at a bar, pounding some beers, probably sick of people sticking microphones in his face whilst pounding those aforementioned beers, and he made a wisecrack. It's not like he set up a press conference or something to publicly announce that he's allergic to vagina.

If you took seriously some of the things I've cracked jokes about while sitting at a bar, one might deduce that I am a child-molesting, zoo-fetish, androgynous nazi alien midget from the planet Boneya.

And I can promise ya one thing for damned sure...I've never even visited the planet Boneya.

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You can always be a Transyvanian transexual.
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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2010, 02:54:05 pm »
Quote from: bsmooth on February 22, 2010, 02:09:37 pm
You can always be a Transyvanian transexual.

I can't be sure, but I don't believe I've ever cracked any jokes about being from Transylvania.

...but Rocky Horror Picture Show was definitely a cool flick.
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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2010, 08:07:12 am »
Quote from: Sunstroke on February 22, 2010, 02:01:39 pm
^^^ C'mon, Defense...the guy was sitting at a bar, pounding some beers, probably sick of people sticking microphones in his face whilst pounding those aforementioned beers, and he made a wisecrack. It's not like he set up a press conference or something to publicly announce that he's allergic to vagina.

If you took seriously some of the things I've cracked jokes about while sitting at a bar, one might deduce that I am a child-molesting, zoo-fetish, androgynous nazi alien midget from the planet Boneya.

And I can promise ya one thing for damned sure...I've never even visited the planet Boneya.

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I'm sorry , when your a famous actor and your being interviewed then you can make that point. Most real homosexuals in the limelight choose to keep it in the closet , I've never heard of any celebrity joking about it and would probably get slammed as a homo basher. He is definitely a Homesexual, he just doesn't know how to say it.


And just for the record I don't know how tall you are , but you might be a Nazi! Definitely not a child molester though.  Wink Grin
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2010, 09:20:59 am »
He just admitted to dating his costar which everyone knew all along. He's not gay. He was being cheeky. Not all men are terrified of being thought of as gay. Seriously. Why would you care?
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2010, 09:56:31 am »
Quote from: Defense5499 on February 23, 2010, 08:07:12 am
Most real homosexuals in the limelight choose to keep it in the closet...

* I have a hard time believing that you are close enough to "any" homosexual to know much about how people in that lifestyle behave. By your comments, you seem about as homophobic as any member of this board.

Quote from: Defense5499 on February 23, 2010, 08:07:12 am
I've never heard of any celebrity joking about it...

Thankfully, the sum total of the world's truths are not contained in what you've heard...

Quote from: Defense5499 on February 23, 2010, 08:07:12 am
He is definitely a Homesexual, he just doesn't know how to say it.

All evidence to the contrary, but hey...why bother with trivial stuff like evidence? Wink

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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2010, 01:29:50 pm »
Most real homosexuals keep it in the closet?

I guess Elton John is a fake one, along with Melissa Ethridge, Ellen Degeneres, George Michael, Neil Patrick Harris,  Rosie O'Donnel, kd lang,  TR Knight, BD Wong and many many others.
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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2010, 01:40:20 pm »
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Most real homosexuals keep it in the closet?

I guess Elton John is a fake one, along with Melissa Ethridge, Ellen Degeneres, George Michael, Neil Patrick Harris,  Rosie O'Donnel, kd lang,  TR Knight, BD Wong and many many others.

Didn't you know that being homosexual is the most shameful thing in the world? It's something that needs to be hidden.
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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2010, 01:48:18 pm »

^^^ I've been told that if you hold a homosexual's head under water for about 5 minutes, all the gayness just bubbles up out of them and they're miraculously cured.





(this is a joke... Kids, please don't try this at home)
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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2010, 02:03:20 pm »
Quote from: Buddhagirl on February 23, 2010, 01:40:20 pm
Didn't you know that being homosexual is the most shameful thing in the world? It's something that needs to be hidden.

I'll alert my friends that they should not be so out and proud.
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« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2010, 02:28:01 pm »
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I'll alert my friends that they should not be so out and proud.

I run around my gay neighborhood forcing them back in the closet!
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« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2010, 02:41:09 pm »
Quote from: Buddhagirl on February 23, 2010, 02:28:01 pm
I run around my gay neighborhood forcing them back in the closet!

Shoe horn for the small gays, crowbar for the big ones?

Or do you just tell them that Brad Pitt is naked in their closet, and then lock the door behind them once they're in there?
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« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2010, 03:26:33 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on February 23, 2010, 02:41:09 pm
Shoe horn for the small gays, crowbar for the big ones?

Or do you just tell them that Brad Pitt is naked in their closet, and then lock the door behind them once they're in there?



I prefer to violently force them back in the closet. That's what those queens deserve!
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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2010, 03:32:09 pm »
Sorry I'm late to this thread.  I was busy banging dudes.
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« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2010, 03:42:05 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on February 23, 2010, 02:41:09 pm
Shoe horn for the small gays, crowbar for the big ones?

Or do you just tell them that Brad Pitt is naked in their closet, and then lock the door behind them once they're in there?



I have always found that Mr Cruise would like to see them in the closet works the best. Then you just latch it behind them.
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« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2010, 10:37:39 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on February 23, 2010, 03:32:09 pm
Sorry I'm late to this thread.  I was busy banging dudes.

I wasn't sure because of the blindfold, but I thought I recognized your aftershave...
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