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« on: December 20, 2010, 07:32:44 pm »
So tomorrow I have a work christmas grab or yankee swap. I don't have time to get anything but I want something funny. Any ideas of something funny I can get on my way to work at a gas station or supermarket? Its a $20 limit??
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 10:08:25 pm »
fruitcake?
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 10:59:55 pm »

A $20 "funny gift" from a gas station or supermarket?

Seriously?

Well, I guess I'd get a laugh out of two packs of smokes and a jar of olives...
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 11:10:48 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on December 20, 2010, 10:59:55 pm
A $20 "funny gift" from a gas station or supermarket?

Seriously?

Well, I guess I'd get a laugh out of two packs of smokes and a jar of olives...



hahaha..... i was thinking of 20 bags of all those 99 cent bags of gummy bears/worms
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 11:31:19 pm »
Popsicles
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2010, 09:23:03 am »
Quote from: Pats2006 on December 20, 2010, 11:10:48 pm
hahaha..... i was thinking of 20 bags of all those 99 cent bags of gummy bears/worms

perfect.
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2010, 09:58:42 am »
I was at the convenience store this morning getting a cup of coffee.  One guy was buying 6 - $50 gift cards to the convenience store.   He mentioned to the clerk that they were gifts for his staff and they were having an office party this morning.  He had further went on and mentioned that he had completely forgotten about getting gifts for his staff until this morning and in the past his wife would buy buy each of them something nice, but she had moved out a few months ago.

I thought of this thread. 
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2010, 01:15:04 pm »
^ Maybe if he had a better memory his wife would not have left him.  Just a thought. 
I wonder what Pats ended up buying.
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2010, 01:21:14 pm »
Quote from: StL FinFan on December 21, 2010, 01:15:04 pm
^ Maybe if he had a better memory his wife would not have left him.  Just a thought. 

I don't think memory is his issue.  More like general doucheness.

The store only has 5 parking spots.  His car was in two of them. 
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2010, 09:57:18 pm »
Quote from: MyGodWearsAHoodie on December 21, 2010, 01:21:14 pm
I don't think memory is his issue.  More like general doucheness.

The store only has 5 parking spots.  His car was in two of them. 

Fuckers like that need their car run over with a monster truck.
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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2010, 04:06:30 pm »
Hey Pats .... what did you end up doing?
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