Tim Tebow to star in new movie

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Narrator voice:

In a world where football games decide everything, a new battle emerges.  A bet between God and Satan, for the fate of the entire universe.

(insert cliche 1970's guitar lick)

Tim Tebow says "HUT!" for Jesus...  With bombs and rockets flying all around him as he maneuvers his way through 100 yards repeatedly

(because the movie should have a phony Die-Hard plot to it)

When Satan tries to steal all our souls via gridiron madness, only Tim Tebow can save the day.  Will he?  Find out in Universal Studios new movie, directed by Blake Edwards and co-starring George Burns as God.  George Burns as Satan.  Mel Gibson as the deranged homeless guy, Bruce Willis as the Coach and Seth McFarlane as fan # 29,147. 

(Orchestra finishes up w/ horn section)

HUT FOR JESUS!