Dolphins sign Garrard

[EDGECRUSHER]

^^^

I swear I was going to make a Steve DeBerg joke.

[kidDyn0mite]

i am absolutely embarrassed to call my self a dolphin fan......

[EDGECRUSHER]

If this were the English Premier League, we would be relegated. I think we would be Wolverhampton.

[Landshark]

Where, oh where, is JaMarcus Russell when you need him?  :: sigh ::

Back in the Deep South sipping on that Purple Drank stuff that's made with prescription level cough syrup.

I can see Gerrard with a little JoBoo in his locker and Tebow arguing with him over whether or not Jesus Christ can throw a spiral.

After looking at all the empty seats in Sun Life Stadium this year, expect to hear a lot of, "In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't" from the Dolphins radio announcers.

[badger6]

Back in the Deep South sipping on that Purple Drank stuff that's made with prescription level cough syrup.

After looking at all the empty seats in Sun Life Stadium this year, expect to hear a lot of, "In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't" from the Dolphins radio announcers.

Oh what is this ye old drink of purple that I keep hearing of fine sir ?

[Landshark]

Oh what is this ye old drink of purple that I keep hearing of fine sir ?

I only know what I read and what a few of my students say about it.  From what I can see it's made with prescription level cough syrup and Sprite or 7up and that it's more potent than some hard liquors. 

Apparently it was made up by a few rappers from the Deep South.  It's the prescription level cough syrup being shared that makes it illegal. 

[bsmooth]

I only know what I read and what a few of my students say about it.  From what I can see it's made with prescription level cough syrup and Sprite or 7up and that it's more potent than some hard liquors. 

Apparently it was made up by a few rappers from the Deep South.  It's the prescription level cough syrup being shared that makes it illegal. 

You are talking about the Three 6 Mafia. They made a song a few years ago called Sipping Syrup.

[el diablo]

Now we just need the Janitor from "Scrubs" reading a paper and saying "Who are these fucking guys?".

Tebow would steal JoBoo's rum and then get sacked.

Now that was priceless. Only Tebow would end up with a concussion. So Matt Moore would be required to save the day. By winning the whole f'n thing.

....back to life, back to reality. This just plain sucks. Sucks. Sucks. SUCKS!!! Yes, I broke out the ALL CAPS RAGE!!!

[EDGECRUSHER]

I don't want to go back to reality. Reality sucks. I just want to make "Major League" references all year.

"No way Brady's pass will be caught for a TD. Too high. Too high!".

[tubba marxxx]

I don't want to go back to reality. Reality sucks. I just want to make "Major League" references all year.

"No way Brady's pass will be caught for a TD. Too high. Too high!".

I do love the Major League references..they're always good for a laugh

[Tenshot13]

Garrard is probably going to back up Moore.  I'd be very surprised if we don't draft a QB.  I'm not freaking out yet.

[Diehard_Dolfan]

Garrard is probably going to back up Moore.  I'd be very surprised if we don't draft a QB.  I'm not freaking out yet.

This is what I figure as well...  Sad thing is we have less of a receiving threat now!   Unless we make a play for Wallace I don't see our offense being much of a threat...

[masterfins]

I like the Garrard signing.  Now they won't be tempted to sign Tebow as the backup QB if they already have Garrard as the Backup.  Geez guys, its not like they signed Garrard to be the franchise savior, it's a one year deal, c'mon lighten up.

[EDGECRUSHER]

I like the Garrard signing.  Now they won't be tempted to sign Tebow as the backup QB if they already have Garrard as the Backup.  Geez guys, its not like they signed Garrard to be the franchise savior, it's a one year deal, c'mon lighten up.

This won't hinder a Tebow signing. If they trade for Tebow, he is the starter and there probably won't even be a competition for it either.

You only trade Tebow for star power, as it's obviously not for his ability, although I do admire his work ethic and toughness. Garrard is a backup. Moore is a backup. Tebow is a backup who will be starting for this team if we trade for him.

[mecadonzilla]

This signing makes me think Matt Moore is about to be cut.