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« on: May 11, 2012, 03:37:04 pm »
I am so white I was driving my car earlier and blasting rap music.  All of a sudden I hear screeching tires and gun shots.  I freak out and start looking around in my rear view like such a honky when i realize shortly after its just part of the song I was listening to.  Same is when you hear police sirens (usually in a rap song) and you freak out because you think its the cops then feel like a total idiot or relieved that it was just the song you were listening to.  Anyways, just wanted to share with you guys how much of a cracker I am.  That ever happen to anybody?
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 05:04:46 pm »
Can't say that ever happened to me but I got a pretty good laugh picturing this in my head..... Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 05:53:15 pm »
Don't listen to a lot of music that features sirens and gunshots. I have been tricked several times while driving by radio commercials that have sirens in them. Very annoying.
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2012, 06:23:46 pm »
When I first clicked on this thread, I was thinking Cdogg was complaining that he hasn't been out in the sun much.

Anyone complaining about being "so white" in that regard can feel free to send me a PM and I'll arrange for you to spend a couple days on my boat. 
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2012, 06:52:23 pm »
Quote from: Landshark on May 11, 2012, 06:23:46 pm
When I first clicked on this thread, I was thinking Cdogg was complaining that he hasn't been out in the sun much.

Anyone complaining about being "so white" in that regard can feel free to send me a PM and I'll arrange for you to spend a couple days on my boat. 

Lol!  I just might take you up on that offer anyway!  Will there be rap music with gunshots and sirens?
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 06:54:11 pm »
Why do you have to be "so white"? Why can't you just be a scardy cat?   Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2012, 07:02:42 pm »
Quote from: Landshark on May 11, 2012, 06:23:46 pm
When I first clicked on this thread, I was thinking Cdogg was complaining that he hasn't been out in the sun much.

Anyone complaining about being "so white" in that regard can feel free to send me a PM and I'll arrange for you to spend a couple days on my boat. 


I still want to see this boat......screw living in the northeast :-(
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2012, 07:04:24 pm »
Oh and CDogg, I don't always listen to rap music, but when I do, I do the same thing.



(I hope you read that in the Dos Equis Guy's voice lol)
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2012, 07:21:01 pm »

I've had that reaction to sirens in music though, but they've been in classic rock songs, rather than rap. I know one of those is the song Mission (A New World Record) by ELO...gave me a pucker factor of about 9.5 once on the highway.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2012, 10:15:35 pm »
Quote from: Cdogg on May 11, 2012, 06:52:23 pm
Lol!  I just might take you up on that offer anyway!  Will there be rap music with gunshots and sirens?

Nope.  More like classic rock, fishing gear, and lots and lots of ice cold brews.

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I still want to see this boat......screw living in the northeast :-(

http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/forums/index.php?topic=17722.0
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2012, 11:18:08 pm »
Quote from: Landshark on May 11, 2012, 10:15:35 pm
Nope.  More like classic rock, fishing gear, and lots and lots of ice cold brews.

http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/forums/index.php?topic=17722.0

Cool with me. Im actually more of a metal head myself, but every once in awhile I let my inner thug out.
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 06:27:41 am »
This never happens to me because I'm an OG. That's original gangsta' for the overly white people. Wink
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2012, 04:03:39 pm »
Quote from: Buddhagirl on May 12, 2012, 06:27:41 am
This never happens to me because I'm an OG. That's original gangsta' for the overly white people. Wink

Gangsta' ? What's that ? Like Al Capone or Lucky Luciano ?
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 04:47:29 pm »
Landshark, I'd love to spend some time on that boat.  Let me know next time you're down, and I can meet up with you in the keys.
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 05:05:34 pm »
Quote from: badger6 on May 12, 2012, 04:03:39 pm
Gangsta' ? What's that ? Like Al Capone or Lucky Luciano ?

Yes. I hang with Al Capone and the like.
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