I'd get to sit next to Lil B at a Dolphins game!!

I'm not sure how much fun I'd be to sit next to,My first Dolphins game I was in such shock,stunned at all the "other people Wearing Dolphins gear".I'm used to being in rooms as the only,or one of maybe a handful of Dolphins fan...It would make it easier for me to go to a Dolphins game!
I think if this happened to me,
1st - I'd wonder if I'm dead,what was the last thing that I remember doing...Slap myself to see if I'm dreaming.
2nd - I'd want to know if I'm being haunted by the ghosts of Alan Fudd,and Dick Clark...Waiting for one of their ghosts to come out and say...I'm on Candid Camera,or Bloopers and Practical jokes....
3rd - I'd be waiting for the police to swoop in arrest me for embezzlement,I've been on the job since 2007 with zero raises....
Ok,Ok jokes aside,I'm just really happy to have a job now,and am constantly fearful they're going to fire me every month.What will I do next...
Though doubling my salary,still makes me less than $50,000 a year,so it's not exactly champagne wishes and caviar dreams.It would allow me to take care of my Mom the way I should,and not worry as much about her.It would allow me to get a better shack (go from 1938 modern to 1968 modern

) perhaps in a better neighborhood,allow me to save money for a rainy day,get health insurance.I think it would be a big change,in how I'd live my life,perhaps do more things...