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Landshark
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« on: May 19, 2012, 08:58:30 am »

This guy is 33 years old, and has 30 kids from 11 different women.  He fathered four children in the same year, not once, but twice.  He works a minimum wage job, and by law, they can only garnish half his wages, so these women get as little as $1.49 per month in child support.  And now he's asking for a break in child support payments.

Can't the judge order him to attend school or job training to better himself so he can make more money to support his kids?

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el diablo
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 12:40:21 pm »

Dude, its a little late for that.
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 02:40:05 pm »

Cromartie now has a role model. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 03:46:03 pm »

Castrate him and have him shut up.
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 05:14:43 pm »

The theory of natural selection says the aforementioned gentleman has extremely desirable genes.

In other words:


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el diablo
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 06:55:15 pm »

Only by the lucky 11 with low self-esteems. If that makes me a hater,
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el diablo
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 06:56:39 pm »

Then I shall hate on. Holla!
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 09:53:11 pm »

The theory of natural selection says the aforementioned gentleman has extremely desirable genes.

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Leave it to Spider to condone this type of behavior. I really hope you're joking........

BTW, what the hell is a hater anyhow ? Someone that disagrees with someone or has an opinion of their own ?
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2012, 01:54:51 am »

Generally speaking, a "hater" is someone that is jealous of, or tries to obstruct, the success of others.

My more serious evaluation of this scenario is that the women stupid enough to have unprotected, contraception-free sex with a man that already has double-digit children have earned their fate.  I find this case to be an interesting data point in restricting the availability of government-funded abortions.
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2012, 10:09:09 am »

I guarantee he'll have more.
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chunkyb
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2012, 01:35:37 pm »

A year from now it'll be 38 children by 13 different women.

And the government and welfare programs will be responsible for supporting all of them.

I agree with the mandatory castration.  Choppy chop now, please.
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Landshark
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2012, 01:55:06 pm »

A year from now it'll be 38 children by 13 different women.

And the government and welfare programs will be responsible for supporting all of them.

I agree with the mandatory castration.  Choppy chop now, please.

I'll meet him halfway and make it a mandatory vasectomy.
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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2012, 01:56:06 pm »

Mandatory Sterilization.  There should be a law that you get one free pass for having a baby.  After your first (whether you are the father or the mother), you have to prove that you have the financial resources to support more than one child without the need for the government (you and I) to pay for your kid.  If you can't prove that you can afford more than one, while you are in the hospital having the first one, you get "fixed" so you can't have anymore.  I can hear the bleeding hearts already.  But I'm tired of working to make a good living, only to have a percentage of it go to supporting losers.
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2012, 01:56:35 pm »

It takes 12 to tango.  Why would anyone bang this guy?
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2012, 02:06:13 pm »

Mandatory Sterilization.  There should be a law that you get one free pass for having a baby.  After your first (whether you are the father or the mother), you have to prove that you have the financial resources to support more than one child without the need for the government (you and I) to pay for your kid.  If you can't prove that you can afford more than one, while you are in the hospital having the first one, you get "fixed" so you can't have anymore.  I can hear the bleeding hearts already.  But I'm tired of working to make a good living, only to have a percentage of it go to supporting losers.
This is ridiculous.

What happens if you can't afford a kid now because let's say you got laid off and you're unemployed.  But in 3 months you get a job making 6-figure salary, and you've already been sterilized by the government?

Situations change, and punishing everyone cause some assholes are irresponsible is unethical.
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