Why The Patriots Suck

[Landshark]

Same site as the Why The Dolphins Suck but the writer focuses on the Patriots.  This is my favorite part of it.

4. Fucking cheaters. There's a whole book out now about just how greatly the Patriots benefited from stealing defensive signals during games. The spying was so extensive, according to one of author Bryan O'Leary's sources, that Tom Brady might've known the defensive calls ahead of time on over 70 percent of his snaps. That's fucking CHEATING. No wonder the Patriots haven't won a Super Bowl since 2004. No wonder supposed offensive genuises like Charlie Weis and Josh McDaniels turned to sandy diarrhea after striking out on their own. It's all so obvious in retrospect. You cheated, and now you suck because you can't cheat. TEAR DOWN THE BELICHICK STATUE.

http://deadspin.com/5938481/why-your-team-sucks-2012-new-england-patriots?tag=why-your-team-sucks-2012

[el diablo]

....and the 24 hour propaganda machine that is the four letter network. That just happens to be in their backyard. Fuck that team from the northeast!

[el diablo]

...and that hideous 16-0 banner. Really? I'm surprised the front four from NY hasn't made a trip to Foxboro and steal it. Just to hang in their locker room.

[mecadonzilla]

Where's the 18-1 banner?   

[masterfins]

OMG, that song video was horrible.  I somehow managed to listen to almost two minutes of it before turning it off.  It shows that it is almost 5 minutes long, can't imagine listening to that crap for that long.