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« on: February 19, 2013, 05:04:47 pm »
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/florida-atlantic-close-stadium-naming-rights-deal-prison-171206798--ncaaf.html

This is too funny.  I can't wait for the first time an FAU football player gets arrested. 
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 05:22:13 pm »

Random gags, zingers and bon mots...

* FAU recruiters are now looking for a true lockdown corner...
* Among consideration for new sporting mascots: The Mules, The Rats, The Shankers and The Dead Men Walking...
* FAU will now abandon their pistol offense scheme until all players receive their concealed weapons permits...
* FAU sincerely hopes that more of their football players turn pro than con...

Thanks, Hoodie...that shit is therapeutic. Wink
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 09:18:17 pm »
Quote from: Sunstroke on February 19, 2013, 05:22:13 pm
Random gags, zingers and bon mots...

* FAU recruiters are now looking for a true lockdown corner...
* Among consideration for new sporting mascots: The Mules, The Rats, The Shankers and The Dead Men Walking...
* FAU will now abandon their pistol offense scheme until all players receive their concealed weapons permits...
* FAU sincerely hopes that more of their football players turn pro than con...

Thanks, Hoodie...that shit is therapeutic. Wink

A few more to add on:

- Having weapons on offense will take on a whole new meaning for FAU football. 

- Here's to hoping they provide soap on a rope for the players after practice

- Those white stripes on the field have serious value inside GEO Group's buildings, but not the men in the black and white stripes.
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2013, 10:40:46 am »
Maybe they'll name the stadium:

The Big House
Cellblock F
Death Row
Isolation
The Box


i could keep going Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2013, 10:45:05 am »
I'm guessing the U was their first choice but the Dolphins own the naming rights.
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 11:05:32 am »
The hole?  Double meaning...
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2013, 02:05:45 pm »
My bro-in-law sent me an email calling it:  OWLcatraz.  I thought that was really clever.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2013, 02:11:32 pm »
Quote from: Dave Gray on February 23, 2013, 02:05:45 pm
My bro-in-law sent me an email calling it:  OWLcatraz.  I thought that was really clever.

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!
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