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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2013, 11:45:22 pm »

Comparing Tim Tebow to Kurt Warner is a personal insult to Kurt Warner and I'm not gonna stand for it. You take that back right now. LOL

Is it beneath Kurt Warner to go snip foreskins in the South Pacific?
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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2013, 02:04:04 am »

Is it beneath Kurt Warner to go snip foreskins in the South Pacific?

He sends his wife, who does it without instruments...

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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2013, 09:50:52 am »

Anyone seen his wife lately? I think she is Benjamin Button's sister.  Kurt Warner's wife doesn't quite give off the old lady military vibe any longer. She has done away with the short, grey haired, I'll kick your arse look.


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« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2013, 10:21:25 am »


It's a shapeshifter...or an alien hosting situation.

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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2013, 11:45:48 am »

I think people vastly underestimate the impact of hair on a woman's attractiveness.

Take any hot woman and give her a flat-top and she's significantly degraded.  I mean, look at Kanye's ex, Amber Rose:




If this woman had a decent head of hair she would be a solid 10.
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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2013, 05:38:14 pm »

WTF are you doing looking at her HEAD in that last pic??? -EK
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« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2013, 05:59:09 pm »

There are plenty of situations in which she won't be wearing something that shows off her divine body, but her scrub cut is still front-and-center.

That's my point.
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« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2013, 06:51:49 pm »


I have absolutely no problem at all with her (lack of) hair style in those pictures...hair has never been a big deal for me. Granted, the shortest any girlfriend of mine ever had wasn't quite that buzzed, but I don't think adding hair to that woman would make her any more attractive for my tastes.

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« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2013, 07:33:56 pm »

A lid for every pot.

Though I would be a liar if I were to say her current haircut makes her anywhere near "unattractive."  I'd just prefer her like this:

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« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2013, 01:26:32 am »

Here a week or so ago I seen a commercial for the predators selling tickets and The guy talking said he was the new starting QB brought in to turn the team around. So the question for me is this would Tebow be handed the starters roll or would he have to compete for it, And if so and he couldn't win the spot in the AFL would he consider playing another position?
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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2013, 10:54:51 am »

As much as people knock on Tebow.... do you really think that which ever QB that wasn't good enough to even get a training camp try out in the NFL is really better than Tebow who is not a great QB is at least NFL backup material?
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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2013, 12:23:02 pm »

Tebow is not remotely worth the amount of nonsense you have to deal with from the media, not to mention his entourage of Disciples.  Ask Rex Ryan (or John Elway).
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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2013, 01:25:29 pm »

Tebow is not remotely worth the amount of nonsense you have to deal with from the media, not to mention his entourage of Disciples.  Ask Rex Ryan (or John Elway).

Both the Broncos and Jets get news coverage w/ or w/o Tebow.  AFL barely gets noticed.  Adding Tebow to a Florida AFL team could double or triple tickets sales.  Denver and NYJ sell out either way.

 
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« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2013, 01:32:35 pm »

You misunderstand.

If you're an NFL coach or GM, do you want 30-70% of your press conferences (higher end is after losses) to consist of questions about Tim Tebow?  Do you want your starting QB booed mercilessly by your home crowd after every interception?  Because this is what you sign up for when you bring Tebow on board.
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« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2013, 02:18:57 pm »

You misunderstand.

If you're an NFL coach or GM, do you want 30-70% of your press conferences (higher end is after losses) to consist of questions about Tim Tebow?  Do you want your starting QB booed mercilessly by your home crowd after every interception?  Because this is what you sign up for when you bring Tebow on board.

If I am an NFL/AFL owner do I want more tickets sales, more jersey sales etc. and not give a shit about the content of the press confs as long as they are the lead on ESPN --- absolutely.   
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