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« on: December 11, 2013, 08:47:49 am »

Most of us know that a ton of crap happens on the bottom of the pile but CBS got a pretty good look of Starks getting "raped". Could be interesting to see what fine comes of it.  I wonder if the politically correct crowd will push for jail time as if you did this in the office you could go to jail?  Wink

Randy Starks discusses his on-field prostate exam

Posted by Mike Florio on December 11, 2013, 8:29 AM EST
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What happens at the bottom of the pile usually stays at the bottom of the pile, typically because what happens at the bottom of the pile can’t be seen by the many cameras blanketing an NFL field.

But when Steelers center Cody Wallace opted to insert his hand in a certain sensitive area of Dolphins defensive tackle Randy Starks and, you know, move it around, the cameras had a clear shot of the move.  ( video link can be found here
http://deadspin.com/steelers-lineman-shoves-hand-into-opponents-taint-duri-1479212133 )

At it turns out, everyone except Starks knew what had happened.

“If I’d known exactly who it was at the time, I probably would have gotten thrown out,” Starks said Tuesday, via Hal Habib of the Palm Beach Post.  “So I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t.”

For Starks, the experience had no precedent.

“I heard of stuff like that happening,” Starks said.  “It’s the first time that happened to me.”

The violation has become a gift that keeps on giving.  Starks says his teammates are giving him a hard time about the situation.

“Oh, they’re getting on me,” he said. “‘Check for prostate.’  I’m hearing it today.”

When it comes to prostates, it’s always better to simply hear about it.


http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/11/randy-starks-discusses-his-on-field-prostate-exam/
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2013, 09:05:45 am »


Between that play and Vernon Davis being tackled by his wiener, I have to wonder about the NFL these days...

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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2013, 09:20:09 am »

Clearly this is a bullying situation. The man had a hand in his taint and he is being teased about it.
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2013, 09:40:40 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2013, 01:26:16 am »

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2013, 08:23:17 am »

Mandatory Sensitivity Training for all NFL players and a bullying lawsuit are soon to follow.  Never mind that much like hazing, getting abused in a dozen different ways at the bottom of a pile has gone on since the inception of football.  Next year, the rules committee will be promoting the new 15 Yard penalty for Flagrantly Hurt Feelings.
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2013, 10:56:19 pm »

Not even kidding -- I think the NFL should take action against the player -- fine or suspension.  You can't have video evidence of this kind of thing and do nothing.  There's no room in the NFL for intentionally sticking your fingers in guys' assholes.
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 08:28:59 am »

Not even kidding -- I think the NFL should take action against the player -- fine or suspension.  You can't have video evidence of this kind of thing and do nothing.  There's no room in the NFL for intentionally sticking your fingers in guys' assholes.

Some guy once said to my wife, "I'd like to stick my finger in your asshole" and she replied, "Sorry, but he is at work right now."     Grin 
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2013, 04:34:20 pm »

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/13/cody-wallace-fined-for-accidental-on-field-prostate-exam/

Cody Wallace was fined!
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2013, 05:53:41 pm »

Pretty weak fine for what is clearly a blatant infraction!!!!!
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