Sooo many options. I'm not even going to say Philbin or Coyle, that's too easy.
A) Lazor - how many times are you going to call a screen pass for a loss or no gain??? It really was a thing of beauty when just before halftime you ran the exact same play three times for zero yards; really shouldn't have punted and let you try running it a fourth time.

B) Jenkins - I like good sportsmanship, but when it's the third quarter and your team is down 27-7, and you've been having your ass ran over all day by the opposing teams RB's, DON'T help them get up when you finally manage to tackle one of them.
C) Stills - You finally make a nice long reception late in the fourth quarter along the sidelines, with time running down, and you don't step out of bounds??? Worse yet you make some grandstanding first down signal. Really?? If you were on the Patriots you would have about .005% chance of ever seeing playing time again.
D) Grimes - Nice how you tripped over the NFL Shield painted on the grass, good cover up for being so outplayed by Marshall.
E) Jamil Douglas & James - It's simply amazing how Tanny wasn't knocked out today, the way the defense ran past you like you weren't even there.
F) Miami Assistants - The ones who were all happy, smiling and congratulatory shaking Bowles' hand after the game. I guess you were just looking to lock up your next job.
And the winner is Lazor!!!