We are all just a bunch of governmental monkeys

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 I'll say it again, other parts of the country aren't New York (150 deaths per 100,000 people).  Almost every other part of the country isn't as affected by this as the North East.  If New York wants to have marshal law because their governor screwed this up, by all means go ahead, it doesn't affect me, but don't loop in states like Florida (10 deaths per 100,000 people and the median representation of the country) and just about every other US state not in the North East.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1109011/coronavirus-covid19-death-rates-us-by-state/

[Sunstroke]

Wise words from the great Ted Nugent ... hahaha

Wise words from Ted Nugent?  That's kind of like the soothing voice of Gilbert Gottfried...

[Spider-Dan]

Then let’s do this like voting in a developing nation:

You want to go to a bar, a nail salon, a golf course?  Fine.  All these businesses will be required by law to have a jar of dark purple ink, which you dip your thumb in on entry, and for the next two weeks your thumb is stained.  No one with a purple thumb is admitted to a hospital for COVID symptoms, and other businesses may choose not to serve them.

See, the problem is that these paper tigers want to eat their cake and have it too: they want to go out elbow-to-elbow with a bunch of other Freedom Loving Patriots and catch some corona, then come back and infect the rest of us at grocery stores and gas stations... followed by taking up a bed and a ventilator at an ICU.  That’s why their fake courage is not at all impressive.

[Spider-Dan]

On another note, it’s hilarious to hear the same people who warned us about The Threat To Society From Gay Marriage suddenly discover that it’s morally wrong to prevent someone else from doing what they want just because YOU’RE scared of what might follow.