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« on: June 24, 2021, 11:22:11 am »

The Taliban and Vietcong must be really confused right now. Remember, this is the head of the party that claims the government was almost overthrown on Jan 6th by an unarmed dude drinking wine in a Viking hat and his incompetent mob. So the government with all their jets and nukes was almost taken over by some coo coo birds with no firearms or shots fired. Yeah, that makes plenty of sense. It begs the question, what would actually happen if a substantially armed force with a strategic plan took action?

So the guy who suggested to just dangerously and illegally discharge a shotgun into the air is now tossing around the idea of jet fighters and nuclear weapons against American citizens to refute the 2nd amendment. I can see the political and NRA commercials now, haha. Maybe Biden wasn't the right choice in the primary. Might I suggest a cognitive function test for old Creepy Joe, LMFAO
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2021, 12:24:28 pm »



When you post something this ridiculous, do you stop for a second and think "Sure, I'm lying out my ass, but who cares?" before you post it?


I do a great ventriloquist act at the local clothing optional resort where I do a "lying out of my ass" routine. 
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2021, 12:45:33 pm »

One day, a farmer was visited by the local Department of Acgriculture inspector.  As a matter of routine, the inspector requested the farmer give him a tour of his farm.   While riding the tractor around the land, the inspector noticed a small turtle sitting on top of one of the fence posts.  When he pointed out the turtle to the farmer, the farmer responded, "That's what we call a post turtle.  And it is very similar to Joe Biden."  The inspector asked what a post turtle was and how it could be compared to Joe Biden.  The farmer replied, "Well, it's obvious he didn't get up there on his own.   Nobody knows how he got up there and he obviously doesn't know what to do while he's up there."
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2021, 01:31:51 pm »

I do a great ventriloquist act at the local clothing optional resort where I do a "lying out of my ass" routine. 

I can never un-see that...   Shocked


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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2021, 01:49:36 pm »

Ease down on the personal stuff..
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2021, 01:54:32 pm »

So basically Biden said what many of us said already.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2021, 02:36:06 pm »

So basically Biden said what many of us said already.
Historical and current real world scenarios don't agree. As shown in most of the conflicts that we've been involved in since Korea. It's hilariously funny to watch POTUS threaten using F-15s and nukes on American citizens while literally giving control of Afghanistan to the Taliban. Does he know we lost in Vietnam and are losing the fight against the Taliban and they’re armed with soviet era rifles? Show me a US Civil War and you'll see an influx of widely distributed modern foreign weapons on American soil within 3 months. Not to mention, all of this ignores that the majority of military and police support the right.

And he is either stupid and/or lying about cannons. Cannons were legal to own during the revolutionary war and they are legal to own now. Nice unification speech POTUS. Is this the Democrats plan to unite the country?
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2021, 02:36:50 pm »

Just another Sleepy Joe, "I meant this but said that" remark.
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2021, 02:37:53 pm »



And he is either stupid and/or lying about cannons. Cannons were legal to own during the revolutionary war and they are legal to own now. Nice unification speech POTUS. Is this the Democrats plan to unite the country?

My father in law owns a cannon
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2021, 02:44:16 pm »

I can never un-see that...   Shocked


To paraphrase an old softball teammate of mine......218 pounds of Value Meal and Sex Appeal, baby. 
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2021, 03:00:18 pm »

That makes it so much better.
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2021, 03:17:55 pm »

Just another Sleepy Joe, "I meant this but said that" remark.

Still has to be preferable to Don the Con's "I just made this up, so it is now the truth...and if you disagree, you are anti-American and I must crush you" remark.

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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2021, 03:22:30 pm »

It's funny how Trump is still being brought up, he wasn't really a part of this conversation but okay.
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2021, 03:46:39 pm »

It's funny how Trump is still being brought up, he wasn't really a part of this conversation but okay.

I don't find it funny at all that anyone is still talking about Trump. I was sincerely hoping that once he was out, he'd stay the fuck out. Unfortunately, he keeps telling everyone that he will be back in the WH soon, and the most idiotic sub-segment of his followers keep chugging the snake oil.

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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2021, 04:57:42 pm »

I don't find it funny at all that anyone is still talking about Trump. I was sincerely hoping that once he was out, he'd stay the fuck out. Unfortunately, he keeps telling everyone that he will be back in the WH soon, and the most idiotic sub-segment of his followers keep chugging the snake oil.

He'll be back.  Especially if the voting measures that require voting in person get passed. 
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