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« on: January 11, 2006, 04:23:42 pm »
Congrat's to both of you...

Matt, keep your wife away from this thread...because she doesn't want to know that she's going to have a beautiful 6 lb, 8 oz baby girl.

Please don't name her Faustina, I beg this of you!  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2006, 04:46:10 pm »
Congrats dude. That explains why her breasts were so huge in that video!
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2006, 04:59:35 pm »
Congratulations and I like your names.
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2006, 05:11:40 pm »
Congrats!
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2006, 05:40:35 pm »
Congrats, scar!  My wife and I are expecting our first in July as well.  It's a good feeling!
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 06:04:13 pm »
Congrats!

My personal faves, as far as names go:

Boy:
Fleance
Wilmer
Chewbacca

Girl:
Gertrude
Helga
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2006, 07:45:15 pm »
Well Done!!!  Now for the naming

Boy - Ralph, Dick, Francis, Gerbil, Larry, Harry, Ballsack,

Girl - Greta, Vera, Selma, Marge, Wilma, Fudgina, Hagatha
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2006, 07:54:42 pm »
Fudgina??? HAHAHAHA
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2006, 08:11:57 pm »
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Well Done!!!  Now for the naming

Boy - Ralph, Dick, Francis, Gerbil, Larry, Harry, Ballsack,

You could get downright British with it, give him two middle names and really challenge him with...

Harry Gerbil Ballsack Kilmurry

...except, as previously noted, you're going to have a 6 lb, 8 oz girl and not a boy. But since only one of those names is truly gender-specific, a quick tweak, and you can slap her with...

Sandy Gerbil Ballsack Kilmurry

or perhaps

Rosie Gerbil Ballsack Kilmurry?

This is an important thing, the brand labeling of a newborn...make sure both of you consider ALL of your options.  Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2006, 08:15:26 pm »
Way to go Scarface!  and Good Luck.  
I like Sara the best.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2006, 08:17:52 pm »
Here is another great reason for you not to smoke.
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2006, 08:32:02 am »
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Congrats, scar!  My wife and I are expecting our first in July as well.  It's a good feeling!


Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2006, 08:36:46 am »
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she's going to have a beautiful 6 lb, 8 oz baby girl.


Not that I wouldn't mind having a girl, but I'm the last chance for the Kilmurry name to continue.

My brother has had 3 girls and he's pretty much given up. Out of my father's three brothers, one died in Vietnam, one had only one girl, and the other did have two boys, but one died young and the other is done have children after 2 girls.

If I don't have a boy, as far as I know, the Kilmurry name dies here in America.
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2006, 08:41:24 am »
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If I don't have a boy, as far as I know, the Kilmurry name dies here in America.


Not if you name her "Kilmurry Kilmurry."  Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2006, 08:42:52 am »
Congrats CSM. Enjoy your life now, its pretty much over from here.... Grin
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