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« on: January 12, 2006, 07:28:21 am »


Speaking of speed limits - it's not a crime to DO THEM.

Ahem.
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2006, 07:31:22 am »
<< Stands up and Applauds voraciously and says "it's about damn time!!" >>
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2006, 07:39:22 am »
I just spit out my coffee from laughter.... Grin

Thanks for the laugh Maine.
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2006, 07:53:18 am »
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First and foremost, is it so much to ask for people that are behind the wheel of a car to have SOME CLUE as to what they're doing?  If there is a person standing on the side of the road, and they aren't in a cross walk, you don't have to slam on your brakes to let that person cross.  Really, it's okay for them to wait.  I mean, shit.  It's only a 55 MPH zone, I guess I could see where stopping suddenly to let someone cross is a good idea.

And THEN...after the person is gone...sitting there like a dumbass for another 10 seconds and looking at them?  They're gone!  The chicken successfully crossed the road, all because of you!  My f**king tires are blown out, having slammed on my brakes to avoid making your car part of mine, but the asshole crossing the street is gone.  You're allowed to continue on your way now.


The same person who decided to put a cross walk in a 55 mph zone...did this.....



Great Rant Maine....
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2006, 08:03:07 am »
Did jtex steal Maine's identity? Good rant.
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2006, 08:24:25 am »
great post maine. needed a laugh. Still in depression mode though .

Chu Di Meng. maine, Chu Di Meng
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2006, 09:19:15 am »
Also, people who on a 5 lane road (4 travel lanes and one turn lane in the middle) will slow down to a snail's pace THEN get into the turn lane. And, people who stop with half their car in the turn lane, and the other half stuck out in the traffic lane.

People who cut you off, and flick YOU off when you honk at them after leaving skid marks to avoid hitting them.
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2006, 09:58:27 am »
Holy sheep shit......that was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Was that really Maine......Well done my friend....well done!!!!!  Bravo Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2006, 10:45:43 am »
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Did jtex steal Maine's identity? Good rant.

I was thinking the same thing.  Good lord... Maine's been on a roll lately!
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2006, 11:04:37 am »
We should all just be thankful that we don't work at a Dunkin' Donuts in Maine...dannnnng!

Nice rant...now drink your iced coffee and get back to work!  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2006, 12:20:55 pm »
Wow, Maine...you're an angry boy lately.  Excellent rant.
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2006, 05:05:35 pm »
Driving a 24 foot BULK truck loaded to the gill with chips doritos ect and having that dumb ass mother fucker pull out in front of you while your going 55MPH Hmmmmmm Did you not see the FOOD FOR FUN sign on the top of the big white truck with it's lights on MOTHERF*CKER???
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2006, 05:07:59 pm »
OH YEAH .....One more thing YEILD means STOP if you have too Or technically it means stop to oncomming traffic....Or yeilding to "right-of-way" traffic. Did people ignore that part of the book...Huh
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2006, 08:10:09 pm »
Anyone think we could get Maine appointed to head the DOT?
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