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« on: January 12, 2006, 05:26:50 pm »
HI My name is Crassmonster.....

This is a introduction to the NEWBIES that are now members in the time I was gone.

100% of my posts are useless information that has no revelence to anything on the site. I have no interest in the Dolphins nore do I care for Miami. Fact is I actually am tring to get my Birth Certificate changed to Canada. I think if I tell everyone that I was born in Canada I really won't have to answer stupid football posts EH? I hate beer and I HATE CF. He was my best friend back in Nam. But he shot my vietnamese girlfriend in a poker shoot out with the Russian mafia. He now resides in Florida where he helped Jeb Bush get into office. I hate Marino and yeah I'll say GOD DAMN in church. WHAT! Dave Gray was my boyfriend till he realized that Sausage wasn't for him....He broke it off by telling me he had a Clam Burger.

See if you don't know this by now I like to bullshit. I hope that you guys find my post amusing and funny and NO none of that is true......


Missed ya guys and Brian your a FATASS!!!
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2006, 05:28:29 pm »
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HI My name is Crassmonster.....

This is a introduction to the NEWBIES that are now members in the time I was gone.

100% of my posts are useless information that has no revelence to anything on the site. I have no interest in the Dolphins nore do I care for Miami. Fact is I actually am tring to get my Birth Certificate changed to Canada. I think if I tell everyone that I was born in Canada I really won't have to answer stupid football posts EH? I hate beer and I HATE CF. He was my best friend back in Nam. But he shot my vietnamese girlfriend in a poker shoot out with the Russian mafia. He now resides in Florida where he helped Jeb Bush get into office. I hate Marino and yeah I'll say GOD DAMN in church. WHAT! Dave Gray was my boyfriend till he realized that Sausage wasn't for him....He broke it off by telling me he had a Clam Burger.

See if you don't know this by now I like to bullshit. I hope that you guys find my post amusing and funny and NO none of that is true......


Missed ya guys and Brian your a FATASS!!!


Bad news Crass, you and me ALMOST won the TDMMC Record prediction prize pack.  Unfortunately in that contest, like in the NFL, ALMOST doesn't count.  
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2006, 05:31:19 pm »
Wow, did Crass get spellcheck?  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2006, 05:38:10 pm »
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Wow, did Crass get spellcheck


No I thank James Patterson for that!
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2006, 05:44:52 pm »
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No I thank James Patterson for that!


By the way, it's good to know that you don't hate beer.  

MMMMMMMMM  BEER!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2006, 07:09:14 pm »
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HI My name is Crassmonster.....

I hate beer and I HATE CF. He was my best friend back in Nam. But he shot my vietnamese girlfriend in a poker shoot out with the Russian mafia. He now resides in Florida where he helped Jeb Bush get into office.


I thought you got over that whole girlfriend thing. You did get married and have a nice good looking little boy (who looks amazingly just like the milk man) after that whole episode!

Glad to see you around here again buddy.  I thought we lost you to the "man" or something. I mean ... you even have better grammer. Surely you didn't go legit or anything did you?   Wink
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2006, 07:03:47 am »
Welcome back Crassmiester.....I have missed your endless, pointless, and always amusing banter!!!!!  Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2006, 08:05:25 am »
Thank you and for my next act I will jump into this glass of water....
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