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« on: January 26, 2006, 11:34:37 pm »
Women's English vs. Men's English
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay 
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2006, 11:42:22 pm »
I can't handle that type of "double meaning" bullshit.  Nothing aggravates me more.  If you're mad at me, why not just say so?  I would.

If I have to dechiper a mind puzzle everytime i talk to a girl just so I can call her my "girlfriend", then to hell with it.  If you tell me "do what you want", and I do just that, and then I find out later you're mad because I did what you said to do, you'll be on foot patrol, if you know what I mean.
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2006, 11:52:11 pm »
Its only a joke.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2006, 10:09:48 am »
foot patrol....

LOL!
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2006, 08:41:18 pm »
Quote from: Frimp on January 26, 2006, 11:52:11 pm
Its only a joke.  Grin

Quote from: Frimp on January 26, 2006, 11:52:11 pm
Its only a joke.  Grin

You forgot one in the Men's column:

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you.
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2006, 10:44:05 pm »
Quote from: Tommy on January 27, 2006, 08:41:18 pm
You forgot one in the Men's column:

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you.

The equivalent for a woman:

Yes, I'll marry you! = You're never going to have sex again, unless I want to!
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2006, 11:50:20 pm »
Damn,

apparently, I say "I want to have sex with you" like, A LOT.
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« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2006, 11:51:42 pm »
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apparently, I say "I want to have sex with you" like, A LOT.

Not YOU, ya bunch of freaks, I mean to my wife...
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