40 year old virgin

[BeefStewert]

I read this on CNN this morning.  Insane.

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/

You too can be a 40-year-old virgin
Someone told me that women are having their vaginas rejuvenated. That's right, rejuvenated and reconstructed and revirginized even. I thought they were kidding. But my producer and I looked into it, and sure enough, it's an emerging surgical trend.

Vaginal rejuvenation costs thousands of dollars and is done with a laser. It includes a variety of procedures, such as women getting their labia made smaller because it is uncomfortable for them to engage in physical activity or have intercourse, women getting their vaginal canal tightened as it was pre-baby delivery, and other women going one step further by getting their hymen (the gateway to the vaginal canal) tightened. This last procedure can, in a sense, make a woman a virgin again.

In many instances, the women who get this surgery need it for medical reasons. But not all. Some women do this as a gift to their husband or significant other.

I interviewed one couple for this story who has been married 18 years and has two children. The wife recently had her hymen replaced as an anniversary gift for her husband. We also talked with the doctor who did the surgery and even got to be in the operating room during another woman's surgery.

You can see the video (the PG version) tonight, February 14th, Valentine's Day. These women say it's the perfect gift. But beware, it isn't cheap.

[Denver_Bronco]

I like the loose ones. Fall right in....put your wet suit on.

[Dave Gray]

Woman:  "I got you a gift.  Try to guess what it is."
Man: "Okay.  ...um, ....does it come in a box?"
Woman: "Uh.....sort of."

[MaineDolFan]

Woman: "I got you a gift. Try to guess what it is."
Man: "Okay. ...um, ....does it come in a box?"
Woman: "Uh.....sort of."

Wrong on so many levels.

[Sunstroke]

I like the loose ones. Fall right in....put your wet suit on.

May as well toss a vienna sausage down a long hallway...

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

Wrong on so many levels.

Yet still quite amusing!!!!! 

May as well toss a vienna sausage down a long hallway...

I was thinking along the lines of tossing a banana down a Slip-n-Slide!!!!!


They can do all of this yet still no cure for cancer....I think our efforts are being wasted on cosmetic bull shit!!!!!

[Denver_Bronco]

May as well toss a vienna sausage down a long hallway...

HAHAAHAHAHAHA !

[bsmooth]

I like the loose ones. Fall right in....put your wet suit on.

Or dropping a pencil in a mineshaft.

[Phishfan]

Why would any man consider this a gift?

[run_to_win]

They can do all of this yet still no cure for cancer....I think our efforts are being wasted on cosmetic bull shit!!!!!

Right, because curing cancer is as simple as more money and more effort.  As a matter of fact, everyone one of us should be feel guilty that we're wasting time that could be devoted to searching for the cure.

[Sunstroke]

Right, because curing cancer is as simple as more money and more effort. As a matter of fact, everyone one of us should be feel guilty that we're wasting time that could be devoted to searching for the cure.

No guilt...but we "should" all give a little something to that fight. My family is basically Cancer Central. Every male member from my father's side of the family has either died of cancer, is battling cancer, or is expecting it to knock on their door at any time. It's why my brother went into genetic engineering as a career field. It's why, when I get a phone call, and see one of my brothers or uncles phone' numbers on the screen, I get a little bit of a cold chill down my spine...expecting the worst.

Before I pay to have someone take a ratchet to my girlfriend's cooch, I'd drop another check to the American Cancer Society and say "Here ya go, now try harder...and hurry up."

[AZ Fins Fan 55]

Before I pay to have someone take a ratchet to my girlfriend's cooch, I'd drop another check to the American Cancer Society and say "Here ya go, now try harder...and hurry up."

Very well written and exactly the point I was trying to make before my words got flipped around!!!!! Thanks Stroke!!!!! 

[bsmooth]

Right, because curing cancer is as simple as more money and more effort.  As a matter of fact, everyone one of us should be feel guilty that we're wasting time that could be devoted to searching for the cure.

We spend more researching AIDS than cancer. People don't just contract HIV/AIDS out of the blue, but cancer can. So why the fuck does money go to a preventable disease, instead of a unpreventable one.

[run_to_win]

Cancer victims aren't perceived as an oppressed minority.

[Dave Gray]

We spend more researching AIDS than cancer. People don't just contract HIV/AIDS out of the blue, but cancer can. So why the fuck does money go to a preventable disease, instead of a unpreventable one.

Most cancer is totally preventable, if you do the right things, and get checked regularly.

Besides, are you suggesting that we stop AIDS research so that we can fund more cancer research? 
If so, using that reasoning, wouldn't we just find one disease and dump all of our money into that?  I mean, why waste time trying to figure out a cure for gout, when we have cancer!!!