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« on: June 13, 2006, 08:27:18 am »
It's news up here, most likely wouldn't be anywhere else.  The woman that hit Big Ben yesterday is a 70 something year old woman from Maine.  A woman that happens to be a Pats fan.

Car had Maine plates on it.
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2006, 08:50:13 am »
Are you sure they didn't send this woman out as a hired assassin?

"Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to run over Ben Roethlisberger.  He'll be on his way to a commercial shoot at 3PM...  Go get him, Granny!"
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 08:57:43 am »
YOu know this is to become one of the great conspiracies of all time! Let the theories begin!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 09:15:37 am »
Poor old woman is falling apart, actually.  She lives in Maine in the summer (grew up here) and spends winters in Pittsburgh with her family.  I guess she is really shaken up over hitting him.
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2006, 09:21:15 am »
I heard this morning that the Pittsburgh newspapers released her identity and where she lives and the Steelers' fans are harrassing the crap outa her Steve Bartman style.
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2006, 11:18:38 am »
I dont know all the details of the accident and who was sited and whatnot, but I do believe in the elderly being tested more often for driver licenses and maybe shouldnt have them all at all at a certain point. They just don't have the same reflexes and reaction times they used to. I know I will regret saying this when I'm a senior citizen, but right now, i see it all the time in S. FL.
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2006, 11:25:51 am »
I totally agree, but unfortunately, until public transportation improves down here, its not bloody likely to happen.

How else will they be able to pack 6 old people into a Crown Vic and head out for the early bird dinner special at 3:00 every afternoon
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2006, 11:42:52 am »
I am the only one that finds it odd that this snowbird doesn't travel south. I don't believe I have ever heard of anyone spending Winters in Pittsburgh.
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2006, 11:58:50 am »
Quote from: Phishfan on June 13, 2006, 11:42:52 am
I am the only one that finds it odd that this snowbird doesn't travel south. I don't believe I have ever heard of anyone spending Winters in Pittsburgh.
I had thought about this as well.  I just figured Pittsburgh winters were easier compared to Maine.
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2006, 12:48:30 pm »
Quote from: Phishfan on June 13, 2006, 11:42:52 am
I am the only one that finds it odd that this snowbird doesn't travel south. I don't believe I have ever heard of anyone spending Winters in Pittsburgh.
You realize that Pitssburgh is south of Maine, right?  I can draw you a map.
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2006, 12:55:45 pm »
Quote from: BeefStewert on June 13, 2006, 12:48:30 pm
You realize that Pitssburgh is south of Maine, right? I can draw you a map.

although its not as far south as it is west
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2006, 01:06:28 pm »
Quote from: CF DolFan on June 13, 2006, 11:58:50 am
I had thought about this as well. I just figured Pittsburgh winters were easier compared to Maine.

Siberian winters are easy, compared to Maine.  Put it this way...In the span of 2 years, I went from the mountains on the Czechoslovakian border to Maine. I still am not sure which was worse.
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2006, 01:41:53 pm »
Maine winters aren't that bad.  We barely got any snow this past year and the average temp was 41 degrees.  Balmy?  No.  Impossible to deal with?  No.
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2006, 01:42:47 pm »
Maybe I should have said The South, Beef.
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2006, 01:46:29 pm »
Quote from: Phishfan on June 13, 2006, 01:42:47 pm
Maybe I should have said The South, Beef.

I'm just giving you a hard time.  It's all relative.
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